Addicted!

Asketh and you shall receive... eth.   “Fandom is less like being in love than like being in love with love."

darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

(via the-dwarves-have-the-impala)

— 11 hours ago with 44624 notes

Laverne Cox stanning for Beyoncé at the VMAs

(Source: beyonseh, via the-dwarves-have-the-impala)

— 12 hours ago with 61136 notes

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via the-dwarves-have-the-impala)

— 13 hours ago with 597446 notes

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via onlythefinestformrsnixonsbabyboy)

— 16 hours ago with 111302 notes

licensetocannibalize:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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(via katyismarvellous)

— 16 hours ago with 63374 notes
TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

(via casuallyhuntingthings)

— 1 day ago with 113710 notes